Dublin Airport: Don't eat here!
If you’re lucky, you might have booked a flight out of Ireland for an Easter break.
Occasional visitors to Dublin airport will be familiar with the bad value on offer at its restaurants. Every time I go, I swear I’ll never eat there again but then I get hungry and find the big flashy signs in the food hall more alluring than the prospect of an overpriced Aer Lingus or Ryanair sandwich.
The Eating Place
I’ve tried a few of these places now. By far the most horrific was The Eating Place. Their spit-roast chicken was advertised as coming in a choice of three marinades, but the server somewhat obnoxiously laughed at me when I asked for the lemon and herb chicken. Of course they didn’t have three varieties: only plain rotisserie chicken. Silly me, believing a menu.
After a wait of ten minutes, I’m honestly not exaggerating when I say that what arrived was the most offensive thing I have ever been served. Weak, watery, slimy, mostly flavourless but slightly nasty chicken, served with cold and burnt chips and redeemed only by a corn on the cob for the astronomical price of €12.99. This place’s management seem to have no respect for their customers. How about some pride in their food? Or even some shame?
The Real Food Co.
This place charged a ridiculous price for smoothies, €13.45 for a carvery, and €8.60 or €11.60 for an Irish breakfast, depending on how much you eat. Their half-roast chicken cost €11.45 and their tiny plate of salad was an astronomical €4.95. Their food seems better than The Eating Place and I’ve heard slightly better reports but I just couldn’t bring myself to pay these exorbitant prices.
The Chains
The most reliable places at the airport are actually the chains: McDonalds (at least you know what to expect), O’Brien’s (consistently mediocre sandwiches), and Starbucks. At Starbuck’s, the Chicken Club costs €4.85 and the Falafel and Houmous Flat Bread costs €5.10.
I actually ended up, hungry, in desperation and unwilling to pay so much money for such generally crappy food, heading downstairs to The Upper Crust, where I had a really deliciously fresh ham and cheddar demi-baguette for the crazily inflated price of €5.5o. Still, I enjoyed every bite and had to persuaded by a more sensible head not to buy another: about another €1.50 cheaper and I’d have been happy.
Ripped Off?
I wonder who is ripping us off at Dublin airport. Is it the DAA, charging ridiculously high rents, or are the outlets themselves profiteering? I suspect it’s probably the former. It’d be nice to see some genuine competition at the airport . Perhaps if we all refuse to be fleeced anymore and vote with our feet either the DAA will have to reduce rents or the outlets get real and lower prices.
Alternatives
Of course, it’s not always possible or convenient – especially if you’re catching an early-morning flight – but you’re better off eating before the airport or bringing your own packed lunch. Or if you’re heading through Drumcondra on the way to the airport, leave your house a little early and have a delicious meal at The Cheese Pantry, which I gave a rave review to here last week.
Tuesday 14 April, 2009 at 9:49 am
Eating in Dublin Aiport is a soul-destroying, wallet-wrenching experience. Once you get through security, you’re stuck with a limited amount of choice. DAA clearly just don’t care about the passengers.
Tuesday 14 April, 2009 at 10:08 am
when I have to eat in the airport we go to the bar on your left hand side as you go towards Pier C, there’s a bagel bar there and the prices don’t seem too bad – €1.50 for a butter and jam bagel, better than anything else you’ll get there.
Thursday 16 April, 2009 at 9:56 am
Great subject for a blog post; the food in Dublin airport is truly horrendous. I do find O’Briens to be the best option if I’m stuck. I now tend to plan a meal at home around my flight preparations, having been stung paying astronomical prices for a crappy “Full Irish” at the Eating Place. I also try to bring some healthy snacks when I’m flying now.
Wednesday 22 April, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Liquid lunch in the airport bar (Pier D?).
Wednesday 7 October, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Ok not strictly cheap but it can work out quite nicely if you aren’t above a little light pilfering. Plebs can get into the Anna Livia lounge for €25 for 3 hours (they don’t really hassle you to leave). The food is a bit non existant – scones, cheese, fruit, crisps, biscuits kinda thing. BUT the booze is FREE and more excitingly SELF SERVICE.
Yep your very own bar in Dublin airport. The beer comes in cans so is quite portable. They also have water, juices, cheap wine and whiskey, vodka, gin and an ok if terrifying coffee machine with lattes etc.
It’s very calm and quiet (so prob not ideal if you are heading on your hen or stag do) but if you’ve got a few hours to kill and feel like getting quite drunk it ain’t bad for €25. (they also erratically have specials when it’s only €15 )
Wednesday 7 October, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Nice one Peter. That sounds pretty good for €25. Thanks for the tip off!
Saturday 14 April, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I quite like “The Foodhall” run by HMSHost – just after securtiy turning right and escalators upwards.
Breakfast (am going usually for the Irish Breakfast or just fried egg with butter toast) and the coffe are fine and the price is ok (remembering you are at the airport and Ryanair will overcharge you much more for everything later in the plane)