Lately, some tyrant called January has come to power. This awful person demands that everyone have no money, be constantly miserable, refuse to leave the house, and go on a completely inappropriate diet or detox.

This January is an awful bitch, but we’re worse for putting up with her. Or, you are. This weekend, the M&S Dine in offer – €12.50 for a main, side, dessert for two, plus a bottle of wine – makes it a little easier for those of you who are staying in for the weekend. Nice timing.

Full details, as usual, on the M&S website.