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Updated review: Bits and Pizzas

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Bits and Pizzas was a childhood favourite. I wrote about it last week, but for the first time since I started this blog, I wasn’t entirely comfortable with what I said. I have such fond memories of this place, and still think it’s a great little restaurant. I have no personal connection to the owners or staff, and the only response to the original review came from the first three commenters.

But I think it might have been a little bit unfair to give out about the lack of atmosphere, as it was an early bird dinner on a Wednesday. So, I’ve updated this review, although I think most of my criticisms were valid, and they remain. You might argue that this damages my credibility, but I’d rather own up and say when I’m slightly wrong (it’s impossible for me to ever be completely wrong, you’ll understand).

Like Blake’s in Stillorgan, this Dun Laoghaire pizza joint harks from a pre-boom time when there wasn’t much choice of restaurant. But unlike Blake’s, which dated with the 80’s, Bits and Pizzas stood the test of time. standing out a shining example of a “cheap and cheerful” lunch or dinner.

From childhood to teen years, I went there regularly: birthday parties in childhood, cheap night out in teenage and student years. It was a reliably “cheap and cheerful” joint. I moved away from that area, but a few weeks ago, I went to Bits and Pizzas for the first time in five years.

The pizzas here have a thicker base with a nice crispy edge, which is still as delicious as ever. The toppings were still good but rather ordinary, particularly the olives. The side salad, which once used really fresh baby leaves and had the nicest French dressing, was grand, but now like a run of the mill few crispy leaves thrown together. I wouldn’t pay €3.95 for it again.

We were there quite early on a Wednesday night so unsurprisingly the place only had two or three other covers. Perhaps it’s a bit cheerier when there’s more people there, so maybe I was a bit harsh on them in the original post.

I reckon Bits and Pizzas has suffered greatly from being on the same street as Alexis, which I’ve heard many good things about. Indeed, only for my dogged insistence on taking a trip down Memory Lane, we would have cancelled our meal in Bits and Pizzas and opted for the very busy Alexis instead.

I’m really glad that Bits and Pizzas is still in business, but it looks like they’ve had to cut their costs and I think it reflects in the ingredients. This is a shame. Bits and Pizzas has always been a  well-liked neighbourhood restaurant, and it can be buzzing when there’s a few people there.

The total bill a starter and main from a fixed menu (€15.90), a 10-inch Florentine (€14.90), a mixed salad (€3.95), and four glasses of Coke (€8) came to €42.05 before tip.

Bits and Pizzas also offer an

  • Bits and Pizzas, 15 Patrick Street, Dun Laoghaire, Phone 01 2842411

5 Comments

  1. I love Bits and Pizzas, ye, I get the decor is a bit shabby and wouldn’t recommend ordering anything other than pizza but there’s something very comforting about it.
    They do a good lunch option – small pizza with two toppings and delicious coleslaw for €9. The serve this up until 6pm so if you work in the area, you can nip in for a cheap dinner!

  2. I think that’s a bit of an unfair review – Bits and Pizzas is a absolute gem. Try the caesar salad – it’s addictive! The garlic mushrooms are also good. I agree with the comment above that the pizzas are what to choose, but the starters are really good too.

    Bits and Pizzas also have started a value menu which really can’t be beaten. It’s a true example of a family restaurant, and the staff have always been polite and friendly, even willing to go the extra mile.

    My family have been going to it for years and years. I love this place, go about once a fortnight, and to be honest, am often disappointed in other Italians. The restaurant also innovates – not only with the value menu, but also with tasty and varying specials.

  3. Go to Bits n Pizzas for the pizza. It was easily the best on the southside when I was growing up and I suspect that’s still the case. I’ve had pizza all over the place at this stage but when I think pizza it’s a Bits n’ Pizzas pizza that my tastebuds start fantasising about. I really hope the place is open for a long long time yet. Always good value and service even in the times when other places opted to charge a fortune and employed staff who treated you with contempt.

  4. Thanks for updating your review to take into account the comments you received – I appreciate that!

    Obviously I still think B&P is fantastic, but I’ll admit that I don’t order the side salads – I hope you have better success the next time you go!

  5. I’m not originally from the area, recently ate in B&P and it was pretty awful to be honest. Poor quality ingredients and poor quality preparation. The service was ok although we were waiting quite a while to be served but we left pretty certain that we wouldn’t be returning, felt a little ripped off if I’m honest. I think B&P may have slipped down a slippery slope as I’ve heard of its great past reputation. Its a pity as I do like finding local little gems, B&P does not hit the mark.